his hilarious, caffeine-fueled survival guide dives into the absurd, chaotic, and often thankless life of a teacher. With a mix of snark, rhyme, and brutal honesty, it walks readers through a typical school day—from the groggy, coffee-chugging morning routine to the final bell when students flee like escaped convicts. Inside, you’ll find: ☕ Morning struggles, where the snooze button is your best friend and coffee is your lifeline. 📚 Classroom chaos, featuring students climbing bookshelves, eating glue, and arguing over Pokémon cards. 🎭 Teaching realities, where inspiring young minds is secondary to preventing minor disasters. 🥪 Lunch break that isn’t a break, because you’re too busy mediating playground wars and answering emails. 🧟‍♂️ The afternoon slump, where both teachers and students enter zombie mode. 🏃 The sweet escape at the end of the day… until grading, emails, and meetings pull you back in. Despite the exhaustion, low pay, and near-constant existential crises, the book reminds teachers why they do it—the small, heartwarming moments when a student finally “gets it” or tells you, "You’re my favorite teacher."

A childrens book story about autism and how these students can appear and act different from other students but they should be treated kindly and respectfully

A poor woodcutter loses his axe in a river. When a fairy offers him a golden and a silver axe instead, he refuses and insists on having his own. The fairy rewards his honesty by giving him all three axes.

A little boy named Hugh who lives in Philadelphia goes on many scary adventures

Boy scared of spider

It is a bright Saturday morning. Tipene and Nikora are going camping! “Where should we camp?” Tipene asks. “Let’s go to the river!” says Nikora. Page 3 They grab their backpacks and walk along the path to the river. “Look at the water!” Tipene shouts. The river sparkles in the sun. “Let’s set up our tent!” says Nikora. They work together to pitch it.“Our tent is cozy!” Tipene giggles. They have fun inside. “Time to make a campfire!” says Nikora. They find sticks and rocks. A parent helps them start the fire. “Be safe, boys!” they say. “Yummy! Let’s roast marshmallows!” says Tipene. They laugh as they cook. They sit by the fire. “Tell me a story!” Nikora asks. Tipene begins. The sky gets dark, and stars twinkle above. “Look at all the stars!” says Nikora. They lie on the grass, dreaming about the stars. “What do you see?” asks Tipene.

Era uma vez um ET chamado Zog, de 9 anos, que vivia em Zoltron. Curioso e engraçado, Zog adorava estudar a biodiversidade da Terra. Porém, percebeu que muitas espécies estavam desaparecendo. Ele recebeu uma missão: visitar a Terra para entender o motivo. Ao chegar, conheceu Yasmin, Dante, Luísa e Bento, que explicaram os problemas ambientais causados pelos humanos. Juntos, decidiram agir. Criaram um clube de sustentabilidade, plantaram árvores e educaram outras crianças. Zog voltou para Zoltron, mas deixou uma lição: com amizade e determinação, é possível salvar o planeta.

tom and tilly who are cats and brother and sister visit friends and people of the town to see what they each do as their job

Mariette really hates tuna but after trying different foods she finds out it isn't that bad and she might even like it

1. In a lush cedar forest near a Lebanese village, lived Yara, a curious young hyena. 2. One day, she saw villagers picking wild thyme, their laughter echoing through the trees. Intrigued, Yara watched them herd goats, plant vines, and prepare traditional meals. She observed from afar, learning about their routines. 3. Yara bravely approached the villagers. A kind old man noticed her and offered flatbread, inviting her to join their feast. Yara, thrilled, accepted and was soon embraced by the villagers. They taught her about their customs and traditions. 4. As the sun set, Yara realized she had found a new family. She cherished her newfound sense of belonging and the memories of her Lebanese adventure, knowing she had discovered something truly special in the heart of the cedar forest.

Sweet girl Linneya visited the magic circus for the first time

A man in a dark house full of mirrors

Once upon a time, the sweetest princess was sleeping in her castle when suddenly a dragon flew in and decided to visit her. The princess woke up and saw him. "Who are you? Where am I?" she asked. "I am a dragon, I have kidnapped you," the dragon replied. The princess looked around the castle and said, "Your castle is very beautiful, thank you." The dragon felt embarrassed and offered to become friends. The princess introduced herself as Polina, and they spent a fun time together, playing and entertaining themselves. But suddenly the king arrived with a hundred knights and wanted to put the dragon in a cage. Polina was scared, but she came up with a rescue plan. They ran away and hid in the king's pantry. When the king realized his mistake, he admitted that the dragon and the princess were the best of friends. Now they could see each other every day and spend time together happily and safely.

Every night dad tucks Maverick into bed, he reads him a story kiss him on his forehead turns the light off. Maverick hears something under his bed, but he is scared to look. He calls his dad, Dad runs back he looks under the bed there’s nothing there. When dad leaves the noise comes back. What’s under his bed?

Whispers of a Cardinal: A Tale of Healing Hearts" unfolds in a land of joy, where 8 year old Ray's carefree world is shattered when a loved one departs. Grief casts a heavy shadow, but a crimson-winged cardinal appears, offering solace. Through whispered wisdom, the cardinal assures Ray that love endures in memories, laughter, and tears. Hand in hand, they navigate the meadow, dancing with sweet memories and embracing the cardinal's teachings of hope. In this triumphant tale, grief departs, and hope restarts, illustrating the transformative power of love and the enduring spirit of the heart's dance. "Feathered Lullaby" is a timeless reminder that, in life's dance, love persists—in the whispers of a cardinal's swirl.

In the quiet anticipation of a hospital room, Lucas anxiously awaited the arrival of his cousin Darius and his younger sister Ilinca. The room was filled with a mixture of emotions – nervousness, excitement, and an overwhelming sense of love. As the clock ticked away, Lucas imagined the joy and laughter that would soon echo through their shared family moments. The day finally arrived, and as Darius and Ilinca entered the world, Lucas felt an indescribable warmth in his heart, knowing that a new chapter in their family's journey had begun.

this is a story about a 12 year old african american girl who has a pet dragon that is on her journey with her to heaven

Una historia de aceptación

evryone will enjoy thuis

Na fazendinha dos legumes, Carota, Brody Brócolis, Amora Abobrinha e Tommy Tomate descobrem poderes mágicos em um mundo colorido. Eles voltam para casa e, com a ajuda das crianças, ensinam sobre os benefícios dos legumes. As crianças aprendem a apreciar os legumes e descobrem o poder da amizade e da nutrição. A fazendinha torna-se um lugar feliz, cheio de risos e legumes coloridos, deixando as crianças felizes e saudáveis.